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#61 Conal Cuan

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Posted 14 January 2012 - 04:47 PM

LOL! Ask the NightShift about my IFV driving skills. I get those damn things stuck in the darndest places. :(
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Posted 15 January 2012 - 11:58 AM

i think the biggest moment for me was on tehran highway. i had just gotten my SV98 (just unlocked my straight pull bolt) and was havin some fun with it. about 5 snipers posted up on the hill of the us side. so i went and got cover in the stairs in the garage by back yard flag. and once i got dialed in i took every single one of them out! and hte best part is that their beacons were laid down so i was able to do it all over again!

another moment of mine was sniping a guy on top of the building at the us spawn while i was in the scaffolds behind the truck flag that was the longest shot ive made and man was it a good feeling when i saw those points go up for the kill!

hey if anyone wants to play on xbl please hit me up! Catamount14 is my GT i applied to the battlestrats platoon but no one has accepted me. but i'd love to play with ya'll!

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#63 chocolatemilk95

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 08:29 PM

Gremlin was chasing me in the jet in Kharg Island, but I accidentally dove in the water and he followed me :P
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#64 Rambone

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 04:59 PM

Got into in epic 1v1 sniper battle for universal supremacy. Enemy sniper proceeds to hide behind a corner and sends out a mav to run me over... FML

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 03:13 PM

View Postchocolatemilk95, on 03 February 2012 - 08:29 PM, said:

Gremlin was chasing me in the jet in Kharg Island, but I accidentally dove in the water and he followed me :P

I don`t want to talk about that... :Crying:

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 08:19 PM

I pretty much hate Bazaar so on conquest I spend my time being useful by jihad-jeeping the other team's IFV throughout the match. It's always fun to see the main turret trying in vain to turn around and blast me before they get bullrushed by a Vodnik loaded with C4.

As far as fails go, I've had my fair share of A-10 strafing runs on Kharg cut short by the damnable lightposts that are everywhere. I'm obviously at fault here for flying so low but I have an insatiable appitite for cool jet maneuvers so what can I do, eh?

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:54 PM

Biggest moment so far : I killed like 4 people in a really short moment with the MAV , then all kinds of Hate Mail was getting to my inbox, i nearly cried because i was laughing so hard.
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 12:35 PM

Played 9 rounds of Squad Deathmatch, which scares me because I am not the best in a 1 on 1 gunfight. My crew of 4 Battle Strats members using communication, calling out claymore's, spotting enemies and keeping the diffibulator paddles rocking we rolled off 9 straight wins, it was awesome.

#69 CavalryScout 81

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Posted 15 February 2012 - 02:32 PM

I forget what day this was, but I joined a game with Scism, Conal and a few others on hardcore. The other team had 3 guys just sniping away, preventing our team from capturing the flags. So, I decided enough was enough and released my inner-*******.

I found a high enough building to oversee the map, equipped my L96 with flash suppressor, and hid in a dark corner. I scanned the area and found the three on a roof. Killed all of them and waited for them to come back like all wannabe-snipers do. Sure enough, they spawned on their radio beacon and started looking for me in all the wrong places. I terrorized them for the remainder of the round.

They never figured out where I was and we went on to win that round. The few games after that were relatively sniper-free. I would say "Mission Accomplished." Yay for me!
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 09:07 PM

Hip firing a rocket to get a kill on a high flying attack chopper.

Miss my Carl G though :(
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Posted 19 February 2012 - 04:48 PM

This didn`t happen to me, but a rather unfortunate random squad mate.

So Schism and I were playing on the 5-flag version of Strike at Karkand on the U.S. team. Half way through the round, I noticed that two of our squad mates had gotten the LAV stuck on a portion of the freeway near the "Compound" control point. I figured: "Hey, it happens to everyone." and proceeded to spawn in the M1 Abrams to try and give them a hand. Schism and I fought our way through the town until we reached their location. They had just given up on getting the thing unstuck when I showed up and rammed it loose, for which I`m sure that they were grateful. However, even without anyone in it, the LAV still had momentum in it`s wheels saved up from their constant accelerations to try and jostle it free. The possessed IFV flung itself all the way to the trains opposite the "E" flag with my squadmates sprinting after it! When it finally came to a stop, it actually briefly flew backwards just enough to roadkill one of the poor guys! "Bad Luck" is an understatement!

Edited by Alpine gremlin, 19 February 2012 - 04:50 PM.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 10:39 PM

Kharg Island, me and a few friends were trying to C4 our heli and blow up eemys in the process, the enemy attack heli saw us there as free kills but we ain't no free kills, I proceed to draw my SMAW and hipfire it to the chopper's face, BOOM, double kill and hate mail, YAY
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 12:40 AM

I was in a squad with Waffles and Conal on Karkand. Conal and I were in an LAV when this tank popped around a corner 20 ft in front of us. Conal fired the main gun and I jumped out to hit it with a rocket. When I realized that the guy didn't know what he was doing in the tank , I started to torch the tank. Apparently I must have offended him because he jumped out and left the tank to run after me. Being the astute player I am, I steal his tank and shoot him. Good times.

When Conal jumps in, I decide to recreate the Dukes of Hazard with my newly stolen tank to reach Bravo. Well, I managed to get the tank stuck between an indestructible building and a wall. However, with a little persistence, we managed to get out and terrorize the other team for a while before we blew up and lost the tank and the round. Good times.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:45 AM

Shot a tank shell through the middle of the enemy transport chopper on Firestorm killing the gunners but leaving the pilot and chopper unharmed... Not my intention but hey 1 in a million shot i'll take it.

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 03:39 AM

This is not really a "moment" but I thought it was funny enough to bring it up.

Since I am the self-proclaimed "BattleStrats Mechanic," I now have some silly proof to back up my claim. Click on my signature below, scroll down to the rankings part and look at "Repairs per Engineer Minute." I'm in the top 2% of that category, lol!

Gremlin, I hope that establishes my legitimacy as the sites' "Official Grease-Monkey".
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